Well today, "February 1, 2004" is the day of "The Big Game in Houston". What game am I talking about, you might ask? Well, I'll tell you: its the "Professional Football Championship in Houston", where "Carolina" will be playing "New England".
If you're still confused by the ambiguity of my language. Let me enlighten you:
This site lists everything you can and cannot say while promoting "the game". It looks like I've covered everything but the making fun of the fact that I cannot say "S**** B***", so here we go: HAHAAHAHAHAAH; Man thats stupid.